AU: James and Lily live.
#thEY COULD HAVE HAD A NICE LIFE#James letting two year old Harry ride in front of him on his broomstick#LILY SHOWING HARRY HOW TO BAKE THE MUGGLE WAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT TASTES BETTER AND NOT TO LISTEN TO HIS FATHER BECAUSE HE’S AN IDIOT#And Harry will ask if he’s an idiot why did you marry him#and she’ll just shrug and say that he got under her skin enough that she couldn’t let him go#And James told himself he wouldn’t write to Harry at school because he wasn’t going to be that kind of annoying dad#bUT HE DOES AND SOMETIMES HE AND SIRIUS GO TO HOGSMEADE AND JUST SO HAPPEN TO RUN INTO HARRY#GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I HATE IT ALL
WHERE THE FUDGE ARE THESE HIGH QUALITY GIFS COMING FROM SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
WELCOME TO TUMBLR WHERE WE GIF, ART, AND ANALYZE EVERYTHING WITHIN 30 SECONDS OF IT COMING OUT AND SOMETIMES EVEN BEFORE THEN
“This was an artistic experimental performance
people were much more concerned that I wanted a boob job rather then the fact that I was begging for money with a cardboard sign on the side of the street in the dead of winter… in fact, I was wearing a see through shredded sweater with nothing but a bra on underneath.. no one was even concerned if I was freezing or not..
…. I learned something today….. It’s degrading for women to have cosmetic surgery… but begging on the streets is totally acceptable”
Well because most people begging for money don’t have dyed hair and make-up on.
People can see when other people actually need and and when they’re fucking around.
And fake beggin for money is degrading to people who actually need it.
tl;dr people trying to make something out of nothing with faux “social experiments”
…you’re experiment was flawed and it failed because of this. Try doing that with looking like you’re ACTUALLY homeless and see what happens.
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here